Best Obama Joke I’ve Ever Heard

Wish I could give credit to the author, but I don’t know who the witty, brilliant person is.

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?”

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our
liberties but you failed.”

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why I allowed our
government to provide for the common defense!”

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, “It
was evil men like you who inspired me to write the
Declaration of Independence.”

The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other early Americans
unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist,
leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, “This is not what you promised
me.”

The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 *VIRGINIANS* waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I
said? You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!”

“Do not interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safeguard of our liberties.”

– Abraham Lincoln

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